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Hello, everyone!
There has been an increase in flame threads lately, and some of them have mentioned me by name. I just thought it would be a good idea to share with the forum community the truth about GM Kalaydrah. Please prepare yourselves, because this might shock you....
I know what some of you are thinking... No... I am not really going to talk about that in detail. After all, I am in reality neither male nor female but a combination of both (as we all are). Long ago members of my species who reached a certain level of awareness and world conduct were called "Angels" but I usually don't go by that category because of certain religious associations that do not agree with me. But that is not really what I wanted to tell you...
Here it is... the truth about my actions in Cabal....
You see, I have tamed the Loch Ness Monster as my Hunter pet in WoW. Not everyone knows this, but WoW is the real Matrix. Neo is helping me write this cause he is cool like that. Though he just said to me, "no, I am not helping you... you are helping yourself." Ain't he neat? Anyway, I am using Nessie to farm UFOs to.... YES! YOU FOUND ME OUT! ... to help a certain guild in a video game within the Matrix. That's right! Your life, including playing Cabal, is actually a minigame inside a game that is the Matrix that includes the game itself as part of itself just to mess with your head even more.
Now, I know that after you have learned this distrubing truth what you are thinking... I KNEW IT! YOU ARE USING UFOs to help that guild in those threads! But, no... not that guild.... I actually have not interacted much with that guild, to be honest (which is what makes those threads so funny).
This guild I am helping is SECRET and MUCH MORE POWERFUL!!! .o.o Few people know about it, and yet many players sense it exists... they sort of feel it out there as something to which they belong and yet they sometimes are too afriad to let themselves believe it really does exist...
The guild that I do everything in my power to help is known in the underground only as "Cabal Players." The members of this guild are a motley bunch. Some are mean and cruel and attack everyone on sight, others are kind and generous and only want to help others.
I confess.... I help them all! The jerks who flame me... I help them... The sweet people who spend hours hunting bots just to be called mean or corrupt... ZOMG! I help them too! And all the ones in between. I do my very best every day to help every player in this game, no matter who says what about them... I ignore the rumors... do my best with what I have... et cetera...
I would tell you much more, but I must teleport to another island before EST lets loose the hounds to tear me apart.
Wait... I should share one more truth... So far, my UFOs have gathered enough time travel machines to put a down payment on The Great Sammich, which is currently only available in the Great NAS in the Sky Ebil Boutique. Once I have The Great Sammich, my rule will be complete and all will see my beauty and despair.
Till then.... thanks for the threads both cool and lousy.... thanks for playing Cabal... thanks for being stupid.... thanks for being brilliant.... thanks for the memories....
Cheers,
Kalaydrah the Evil Angel Out to Help All Players While Doomed to Never Be Understood
ps: The Great Sammich comes with cookies INSIDE THE SAMMICH! ( I swear it is true because I read a forum thread posted by a guy with no name that had a postcount of FOUR posts and so you know it must be true!)